data-mm-id=”_0nidsb9gw”>Today is the first day that truly feels like a hard return to the real world after a long, luxurious holiday break. Sure, not everyone has been kicking back and relaxing without responsibilities for three full weeks but this Monday is the day when everyone is being forced back into a cubicle or classroom to stare their responsibility in the face. All that will remain of that glorious time off are the memories and the calories. We sincerely hope you were all able to get after it to whatever extent you wished to get after it. For some, that included getting stuck in a decorative urn and becoming one of the more amusing main characters we've seen early in 2024. Fifty-one minutes into the year someone sent out notice that a situation was developing at a New Year's soiree. We have a man stuck in a decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. I repeat, we have a drunk man stuck in a large decorative urn at this Mountain Brook house party. Details as they develop.— Casual Thursday (@CasualThursday) January 1, 2024Yesterday the world saw video footage that reveals the initial reports were quite accurate. Before checking it out, you should know that cooler heads prevailed and our hero is safe and sound after people came together to break the decorative item and free its trapped visitor. AN ANONYMOUS SOURCE SENT ME MORE VIDEO OF CONNOR STUCK IN THE URN AND GETTING CHISELED OUT I REPEAT: MORE OF CONNOR STUCK IN THE URN https://t.co/ZFZHOveebm pic.twitter.com/qfYaZRpMEJ— Kristi Yamaguccimane (@TheWapplehouse) January 8, 2024Look, we are not laughing at this fine young gentleman but rather laughing with him. And he appears to have a great attitude about the whole thing — something a lot of people would most certainly not be able to do after a self-inflicted Baby Jessica situation. But goddamn if we can't all enjoy someone climbing into an urn, getting stuck, and then becoming a situation for a well-lubricated room full of partygoers to solve, what's the point of doing anything. Let the haters in your life know today pic.twitter.com/Nmc5xxK5tI— Bunkie Perkins (@BunkiePerkins) January 8, 2024Plus, if this post raises awareness about climbing into random ceramics and one fewer person does it in the future, it'll be a great success. The more you know.
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The Spain international s boyhood club Sevilla announced on Saturday that the winger had died at the age of 35 following a traffic collision.
We couldn t be confirming worse news, they wrote, as the reality of the club losing one of its most famous and beloved sons set in.
Across a successful 20-year career that began in the modest surroundings of Sevilla s reserves, Reyes made 686 appearances in club football, taking him from Spain to England, Portugal and China.
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It was certainly a glorious evening for Liverpool as they put four goals past Manchester United at Old Trafford on Thursday, conceding two in return. Not many would have expected it, not even among the Liverpool supporters, given the respective states of affairs regarding the two teams and their recent exploits.
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The Juventus superstar is on 99 international strikes and is set to become just the second male player to reach a century, quickly closing on Ali Daei s record tally of 109 for Iran.
But amid the coronavirus pandemic, Portugal s March internationals have been cancelled.
Ronaldo will have to wait until later in the year at the earliest to bring up another career landmark, unable to take on either Belgium or Croatia.
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It marked the first time Madrid have been knocked out in the last 16 since the 2009-10 season, while not since 2012-13 have the previous season s winners failed to make the last eight (Chelsea were knocked out in the group stages).
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A fresh agreement will keep the 33-year-old at Old Trafford for another 12 months.
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